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Spring Breakers

Aries: 

Rawr.

Gemini:  

Two-faced. We love. Do your worst! Streak! Scream! Do it all.

 

Leo: 

Take this break to not be the center of attention. It might do ya some good!

 

Libra: 

Relax babes, you’re almost done, just relax. 

 

Sagittarius: 

It is not nearly warm enough for you to be burning up everything around you…

 

Aquarius:

Try not to make this break a movie, you can still be unique without going to Florida.

 

Taurus: 

Close to ya birthday it is, but not quite. That’s okay! Pretend it is already, and don’t start too many fights!

 

Cancer: 

It’s okay to cry, but maybe not on a beach?

 

Virgo:

Chill tf out.

 

Scorpio:

Honestly, it’s time for you to stir up a little drama. Maybe your family, Ole friends, or home friends, but something needs to burn. 

 

Capricorn:   

It’s okay! You don’t need to have a plan! It’s fine!

 

Pisces: 

It’s best if you just relax…we don’t want any more trouble, do we?

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